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Walmart

Ricky : “Ta daa! This is our local Walmart, and by local I mean it’s 15 minutes away from our house because our town is too small to have it’s own Walmart…”
Me : “Very true.”
Ricky : “Remember that time there was a whole family camped out on the patio furniture display for hours. It was like they pretended it was their house!”
Me : “Yep. That was very strange.”
Ricky : “Can I get some beef jerky??”
Me : “No.”

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Candy Run


Ricky : “Nell. We have to go to Walmart with Mom and Dad to get some candy for this weekend.”
Nell : “Candy?!! I love candy!”
Ricky : “We can’t let them get the yucky jelly beans!”
Nell : “Oh no! We need the good ones!”
Ricky : “And NO BEEF JERKY! Every time Dad goes to Walmart he buys beef jerky! EWW!! That stuff stinks!”
Nell : “Yeah! EWW! And we need Peeps! Let’s put Peeps at the top of the list! Is this outfit good enough for Walmart, Ricky? Should I change..? I’ve never been there…”
Ricky : “Oh Nell!!! You are SOOOO Funny!”
Nell : “What did I say….?”