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Full of Hot Air

Ricky : “Today Mom brought me to the Hudson Valley Hot-Air Balloon Festival to scare the crap out of me with a scary balloon!! Look at him!! He’s gonna eat me!!”
Me : “He’s not going to eat you..”
Ricky : “He’s going to pop and fall down and smother me!!”
Me : “No he isn’t!!”
Ricky : “He’s got flames going up his butt, Mom! He’s the devil!!”
Me : “Omg! There are flames because he’s a hot air ba…. Eh, you know what?! Nevermind. He IS the devil and he’s going to eat you.”
Ricky : “MOM! STOP!”

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