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Stormville Flea Market

Stormville Flea Market

Ricky : “Today we’re at Stormville Flea Market.. Mom is going to walk around with me and take my picture and people like the guy behind me are going to stare..”
Me : “It is what it is.. People stare. I don’t care.”
Ricky : “You’re very brave Mom.”
Me : “Yeah. I guess.”

Stormville Flea Market

Ricky : “Imagine if someone bought that mannequin and got all the way home and went to put it together and the parts didn’t fit??!!”
Me : “That would suck..”
Ricky : “Moral to the story – always assemble the mannequin BEFORE buying!”

Stormville Flea Market

Ricky : “Look at this guy??! Who’s he supposed to be??!”
Me : “That’s Ernest P. Worrell. He was pretty famous at one time.. He had some TV commercials and some movies..”
Ricky : “And now he’s peeping out of a bin at a flea market… That’s sort of sad..”
Me : “Yeah.. Should we bring him home??”
Ricky : “Gosh no! His cheesy smile sort of creeps me out!”

Stormville Flea Market

“Ricky : “DAD!!”

Stormville Flea Market

Ricky : “Look Mom it’s an ancient keyboard! Is it solar powered?? I don’t see a plug..”
Me : “Nope. It’s people powered!”
Ricky : “Ohhhhhhh..

Stormville Flea Market

Ricky : “Here’s a metal kitchen for me! $55! I’m going to buy it!!”
Me : “Do you have $55??!!”
Ricky : “No…”
Me : “I guess you aren’t buying it then…”

Stormville Flea Market

Ricky : “I don’t get this… Why are these babies such bright colors?? Why aren’t they baby colored?? This is not natural..”

Stormville Flea Market

Ricky : “Look shiny baubles for our yard!! Mom, remember that time you were playing World of Warcraft and you saw a shiny bauble and you went to grab it and you pulled the monster and everyone died??!!”
Me : “yes… shh..”

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