Noisy Nappers

Me : “What’s going on, Egg? How come you’re not napping before the Cowboys game like these bums??”
Egg : “Well!! It is sort of hard to sleep when SOMEONE is snoring!!”
Me : “Who’s snoring?”
Egg : “I’m going to guess it’s the furry, snorting one, but I can’t be sure… It’s so loud I can’t tell which direction it’s coming from!!”
Me : “Sort of like surround sound..?”
Egg : “Or snorround sound!! HAhahaaahaaaaa!!”