Hurry Up and Wait

Ricky : “Is it ready yet?? My cup is ready..”
Me : “No! For the twentieth time, It’s NOT ready. It’s cold brewed coffee! It takes at least twelve hours to brew!”
Ricky : “How is this an upgrade from our Keurig??!! That one was like magic! BAM! There’s your coffee!!”
Me : “This makes better coffee,  and it’s better for the environment. AND grinding the coffee with the hand grinder is sort of like exercise…”
Ricky : “Yeah.. Sure.. You’ll be whining soon that your arm hurts..”
Me : “Shhh..”
Ricky : “It’s true!”
Me : “I know, but shush!”