All Dressed Up

Pigeon : “Ricky! Stop picking your butt!”
Ricky : “I can’t help it! Whenever Mom is taking a picture it’s like there’s a stick jabbing me back there!”
Lupita : “I know what you mean! I gotta pick mine too! Pigeon, you may want to check yourself too. Your dress is super crooked!”
Pigeon : “Ugh.”
Me : “Girls! We’re getting ready to go out to eat at a fancy restaurant. Please stop fidgeting and quit picking your butts!”
Ricky : “I’m gonna do it right when the waiter comes over!!”
Me : “No. Butt pickers get no dessert!”
Ricky : “awwwww…..”