Minka : “Ricky.. Shouldn’t we be getting ready for our trip on Saturday instead of watching TV??”
Ricky : “Minka, If you’re going to live here you need to know the rules. When Dad is home the TV is on HGTV 24/7. When he’s away, we binge watch shows on Netflix and sometimes we eat breakfast for dinner. It’s only Monday. We’ve got plenty of time to do trip things!”
Minka : “Maybe we should do some research on where we’re going and what there is to see in Italy..?”
Ricky : ” I’m good. I already know Italian. When you see someone you say ‘chow’ to them. That means ‘Hi’ even though it sounds like you’re asking for food… Can you move your head? I can’t see…”
Minka : **sigh**