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Big Bird!!


Ricky : “Mom…. There is a very big bird up in that tree!”
Me : “That’s a vulture.”
Ricky : “It’s sort of creepy looking… What do they eat?”
Me : “They eat dead things.. Sometimes small animals… Sometimes children..”
Ricky : “No they don’t! Stop scaring me!!”
Me : “Okay… I lied.. They only eat two of those things..”
Ricky : “MOM!!! KNOCK IT OFF!!”

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