Ricky : “That’s a lot of snow, Mom! How many feet are there in a shit ton??”
Me : “RICKY!! Don’t swear!!”
Ricky : “..but I heard YOU say that we had a shit ton of snow when you were on the phone with Grandma! YOU SAID IT!!”
Me : “Uhhh… Right now there’s about a foot of snow in a shit ton, and it’s still coming down…”
Ricky : “What comes after shit ton?”
Me : “I don’t know… Probably more swear words..”