A New Guy

Ricky : “Mom. There’s a little elephant guy in our yard!”
Me : “He arrived from NYC today. Our friend Lauren sent him to live with us. Isn’t he cute?!”
Ricky : “He is!! What’s his name??! He needs a name.. I don’t want to keep calling him little elephant guy..”
Me : “What about E.G.?”
Ricky : “Ohhh.. I see what you did there.. E.G. for Elephant Guy. Yeah.. I’m too lazy to say an E and a G. I’m just gonna call him Egg for short.”
Me : “Egg the Elephant?”
Ricky : “Yeah. You got a problem with that??!”
Me : “Nope.”