Big Bundled Baby

Ricky : “Mom. Dallas is being a baby and he’s hogging all the blankets! AND he got them all wet!”
Me : “He really IS a baby. He’s only 6 months old…”
Ricky : “A big baby that weighs 50 pounds!! And why does he hop into the bathtub every time someone is in there taking a shower! He gets soaking wet and then shivers for hours afterwards!!”
Me : “I don’t know why he does that… He knocked the soap and the conditioner down today, too. One day he’s going to pull down the shower curtain..”
Ricky : “That DNA test was wrong.. He’s not an AmStaff, he’s a MOOSE!”