Beware The Dogfish

Ricky : “Doesn’t Dallas look like that kids’ fishing game?! He wants the string to Gillian’s sweatpants and she’s teasing him! He loves strings and laces!”
Me : “I know he does.. He stole the hood string to my jacket! And he was running through the house the other day swinging my Doc Martens by the laces!”
Ricky : “He’s lucky he’s cute!”
Me : “Very lucky..”