Mom’s Bananas

Ricky : “Mom….. WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!”
Me : “I’m baking banana bread!”
Ricky : “I know you haven’t been doing this cooking thing very long, but I really don’t think that cooking the bananas like this is how you’re supposed to make banana bread…”
Me : “Are you sure??!! I saw it on the internet… I thought that everything on there is true…?”
Ricky : “You’re making a joke aren’t you??!!”
Me : “Yesss…. I’m ripening the bananas in the oven so I can use them for the bread. I hope they don’t blow up!! I’ve never done this before! Wish me luck!!”
Ricky : “DAD!!! Mom’s gonna blow up the new kitchen!!”