Quality Control

Daisy : “MOM! What are you doing in the kitchen..?”
Me : “Well… I was checking to make sure you girls weren’t getting into anything..”
Ricky : “Nope. We’re not getting into nothing! We’re just checking these cookies you put out for Santa. They look good! This one passes inspection! A+”
Daisy : “Yep. What Ricky said. That’s what we’re doing! We’re cookie inspectors!”
Me : “And what about the eggnog? Did that pass inspection too? Ricky??”
Ricky : “Oh! Should I test that? I guess I will If I have to…”
Me : “I know you already did. Your milk mustache gave you away..”
Ricky : “Darnit!!!”