Big Boy Teeth

Ricky : “Guess who is getting a visit from the tooth fairy tonight?! DALLAS!! He was making a funny lip smacking noise last night and Mom realized one of his puppy teeth was loose! Today it’s gone!! We think he ate it! Mom’s gonna get it out of his poop so we can give it to the tooth fairy!!”
Me : “EW! NO I AM NOT!!”
Ricky : “MOM! If we don’t have a tooth the tooth fairy can’t come!!”
Me : “She’ll still come. We can write her a note. Wait… Since when does the tooth fairy come for doggy teeth..??!”
Ricky : “That’s discrimination Mom..”
Me : “Omg…”