The Thing

Ricky : “Mom…. What is that thing on the counter??”
Me : “That’s our new dish drainer! Isn’t it cute??! It can go in the sink or on the counter!”
Ricky : “Maybe you should hide it in the sink… Or in the cabinet… Or maybe give it away..”
Me : “You don’t like it??!”
Ricky : “Gillian and Paige said it was a monstrosity..”
Me : “Awwwww…”