Don’t Touch the Puffs!!

Ricky : “See these cream puffs?! Mom made them for a work party she’s going to without me! Our whole house smells like these delicious puffs and chocolate and chocolate mousse!!”
Me : “You had better not be touching those puffs!!”
Ricky : “I’M NOT TOUCHING THEM! I’M LOOKING AT THEM AND BEING SAD!! Do you know how many you have..??”
Me : “I not only know how many, I know how much they weigh! So if even so much as a drizzle of chocolate is missing, I’ll know!”
Ricky : “Gah!”