Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific!

Ricky : “Mom! Why does he like my hair so much??”
Me : “I don’t know..”
Ricky : “I don’t trust him..”
Me : “Good. You shouldn’t. He’s just a baby. He needs to learn..”
Ricky : “Okay, but if he pulls my hair out you’re going to have to reroot me all over again… You remember how slow you are with doing reroots, right?”
Me : “Yeah.. I’ll make sure he stays away from you.”
Ricky : “I love him, but I’ll love him more when he’s out of his hair eating stage!!”