Wiener Wednesday Whining

Me : “What are you two goofballs doing standing out in the rain??”
Ricky : “I came out here because I’m sad… The doggy rescue people haven’t called us yet.. I think that boy doggy is going to go live somewhere else. The rain is washing my tears away!!”
What the Duck : “And I’m out here for moral support. And because I’m sort of a duck. Ducks like the rain. I think..”
Me : “Omg. Come back inside and stop being such a drama queen!”
Ricky : “I will come back inside when they call!! ..Also, I will come inside when dinner is ready.. Yell out the window when it’s time to eat… please.”
Me : “Okay.”