All the Gumballs

Me : “Ricky! What are you doing in the library’s candy basket??”
Ricky : “Those little boys are being hogs! They keep coming over and grabbing more and more gumballs! I’m gonna hide in here and scare them!”
Me : “I don’t think you’re going to scare them… Your head is sticking out.. They can see you!”
Ricky : “Duh, Mom. I KNOW they can see me!! The thing is.. they don’t know I’m real! That’s what’s gonna scare them!”
Me : “….”