Mom’s Hair

Ricky : “This is Mom. She colored her hair last night and one of her friends wanted a picture, so here it is! How long have you been coloring your hair a funky color, Mom?”
Me : “Since April of 2015 I guess..”
Ricky : “So there you have it folks!! Her mid-life crisis started in April of 2015!”
Me : “OMG! No!! It did not!”
Ricky : “Was it earlier??!”
Me : “NO!! I’m not having a mid-life crisis!!”
Ricky : “Suuuure you aren’t….”