Our Hotel is Wild

Ricky : “Do you see what’s on the rocks over there?? It’s turtles and alligators! Mom thought they were sculptures!”
Me : “They’re not moving… I haven’t seen them do anything, so I’m still not sure if they’re real..”
Ricky : “There’s a sign that says they feed them at 6:30pm! I don’t think they’d be feeding them if they weren’t real, Mom!!”
Me : “You never know… This is Florida. They’d do anything for tourists..”
Ricky : “Put your hand in there then! A sculpture wont bite you!”
Me : “Yeah… No. Not going to do that either..”
Ricky : “Chicken!! Bock, BOCK!!”