Cookie Monster

Me : “Ricky? Have you seen the cookie Holly Chan gave us yesterday? The one with the orange sprinkles?”
Ricky : “Nope.”
Me : “What’s that in your lap then? It sure looks like orange sprinkles…”
Ricky : “That would be pumpkin poop! EW! He must have gone potty on me!! Bad pumpkin!!”
Me : “So that’s pumpkin poop on your lip too?!”
Ricky : “I guess it must be because I sure didn’t eat that owl cookie!”
Me : “I never said it was an owl cookie….?”
Ricky : “Uhhh…”