After the Service

Ricky : “See those doors there? That’s the church where Mom had lunch after Uncle Seth’s funeral and left me to wait in the car…”
Me : “You were fine in the car. Don’t start!”
Ricky : “People get in trouble for leaving their dogs in the car!!”
Me : “Well, you aren’t a dog!”
Ricky : “No, because if I was, you would have cracked the window open and left me some water!! I think I have the dehydration…”
Me : “It’s raining.. Just stick your tongue out.”
Ricky : “Oh that’s really funny, Mom.”