Road Trip

Ricky : “We’re taking a long car ride through upstate NY. Aunt Carolyn is driving. Mom tried to get pictures of the pretty leaves, but she couldn’t..”
Me : “And tell them why I couldn’t..”
Ricky : “Because Mom is riding in the passenger seat and that’s where Thor, the pit bull, usually rides..”
Me : “And??”
Ricky : “And every picture Mom took shows Thor’s booger prints on the window!! Hahahahaa!! Clean your windows, Aunt Carolyn!!
Aunt Carolyn : “Whaaat? Wait.. Do I turn here??!!”
Me : “Ricky, don’t talk to her when she’s driving!!”