New Girl

Ricky : “Hey Mom, this new girl is pretty. Good job. I see you gave her teeth.. How come you didn’t give me teeth?! I also noticed that she’s wearing the new dress you bought.. What’s up with that?! You’re going against the whole ‘Ricky gets all the new clothes’ protocol! What’s her name and when’s she leaving?! Make sure she’s gone before you buy any more new clothes. Okay..? Thanks.”
Me : “You’re welcome?”
Ricky : “New Girl? I see you’re barefoot. Make sure you stay that way when you leave. I’m very attached to my shoe collection.”
New Girl : “Uhhhh.. Okay.”