Appliance Day

Ricky : “Guess what, Mom?! The fridge is here!!”
Me : “What the heck??!!”
Ricky : “Dad left it all wrapped up in that clingy plastic because he figured it would be like a big present for you to open…”
Me : “..and..?”
Ricky : “And I figured I would get it unwrapped before you got home from work because I knew you’d be tired…”
Me : “..and..??”
Ricky : “AND I GOT STUCK IN IT! I feel like a bug in a spider web! Help me, please?!”
Ricky : “Stop laughing and help me down!”
Me : “Okay!”