Ricky : “Okay Mom. Here’s my submission for the BlytheCon Brooklyn artwork thingy. Do I win??”
Me : “RICKY!! You are supposed to be helping me paint the kitchen!”
Ricky : “Relax, Mom… I’ll paint over this with the roller. It’s all good. You won’t even know it’s under there. Years from now and archeologist with will find it in the rubble of our house and wonder what it means..”
Me : “Why would our house be rubble..?”
Ricky : “Disasters happen all the time, Mom. Don’t worry about it.”
Me : “Ugh.”