Mom’s Birthday

Ricky : “Tonight we went out to dinner for Mom’s birthday. This is the actual restaurant where Dad proposed to Mom, so they drag us here quite a bit.”
Me : “True. We do.”
Ricky : “And every time we come here Mom gets crabs!”
Me : “OMG RICKY! I don’t ‘get crabs’ I order crab. There’s a difference!”
Ricky : “Well it sounds the same to me..”
Me : “Believe me, it’s not the same…”
RIcky : “..okay.. Happy Birthday Mom.”
Me : “Thank you.”