Ricky : “Mom dragged me and Dad to Ikea today to look at their kitchens. Dad wants two cabinets with windows and Mom says it’s not a good idea. Why is it not a good idea Mom?”
Me : “It’s not a good idea because one cabinet will be our pretty Fiestaware dishes and drinking glasses, and the other would be all the junk that we actually eat and our million coffee mugs that we just can’t get rid of for sentimental reasons!”
Ricky : “We could put decoy boxes in the cabinet and have the junk food behind them! I could also accidentally break some of those mugs…”
Me : “Or we could actually eat better and do a purge of the mugs we don’t use..”
Ricky : “Hahahahaaaa, Mom!! You’re funny!”