Ricky’s Red Tractor

Ricky : “My tractor’s here and I’m ready to ride!”
Me : “Where did that tractor come from??!”
Ricky : “Did you see those farmer guys at the fair?? They had lots tractors and they had signs on them that said 0% interest and that you could take years to pay..”
Me : “uhhhhh, yeah. I saw those guys…”
Ricky : “And remember when you went to go pee and left me with Dad..? Well, Dad was looking at his phone and not paying attention, so went I over and bought this tractor! We have 6 years to pay it off. I’m figuring I’ll have a job by then… maybe..”