The Ferris Wheel

Ricky : “Ehhhhh… I think I changed my mind about that ride, Mom.”
Me : “Seriously??! It’s all you talked about in the car on the way here!”
Ricky : “Yeah.. I didn’t realize how high it was. That’s really high… What if a bird flies into my face and I get scared and I accidentally fall out! Plus, I don’t think there’s seatbeats!!”
Me : “You don’t need seatbelts. It doesn’t go fast. Just sit still. I think you can sit still for a few minutes..”
Ricky : “Wow. I’d like to see YOU sit still with a bird flying into YOUR face!!”
Me : “omg.”