Softball Groupies

Ricky : “My sister Gillian has a softball game today and I came to watch her play. She’s over there.. Number 9. Mom… Are they looking at me??”
Me : “Maybe.. I’m not sure.”
Ricky : “Ughh. I hope they’re not groupies… Life is so hard when you’re a celebrity!!”
Me : “Hahahaha!!” ((cough, cough, cough..)) “Oh geez!! You’re serious??!”
Ricky : “Well.. Look at them!!”
Me : “And I’m sure their looking has nothing at all to do with the grown lady, with the mermaid hair, taking doll pics..”
Ricky : “It’s not always about YOU, Mom..”