At BlytheCon San Francisco

Ricky : “That girl is tied to a spinny thing and she’s cross-eyed! What is goin’ on??!!”
Me : “Today’s convention has a circus theme. I’m guessing she’s a circus performer. She spins around and someone else throws knives at her..”
Ricky : “AT her??! What the heck is wrong with people?? Trying to hit her with the knives…”
Me : “They’re not trying to hit her.. They’re trying to miss her.”
Ricky : “I know how they could miss her! Take her of the damn spinny thing and put the knives away!!
Me : “Watch your language please..”
Ricky : “Yeah, yeah…”