Hair Don’t

Ricky : “Mom…. I tried to do the big hair like Roary the Lion-Girl has…”
Me : “And..?”
Ricky : “I think I did it wrong.. Hers poofs out all over like a pretty puffy cloud. Mine just goes up!”
Me : “You look like you jumped off a cliff.”
Ricky : “That’s not helping me feel better..”
Me : “Sorry.”