Castillo San Cristóbal

Ricky : “I don’t think Daenerys’ dragon is very scary, Mom. Look at it??! It’s just a squatty looking thing!”
Me : “Ricky! That is a bird! How many times do I have to tell you that we’re in Puerto Rico, not Meereen. This is a real place. Meereen is a fictional place from Game of Thrones.. It’s pretend.”
Ricky : “WHAAAATTT??!!! I thought that was a reality show!!”