Ricky : “Unless you’ve got some Mary Poppin’s magic Mom, my stuff is NOT going to fit in this..”
Me : “You can put some stuff in my bag.”
Ricky : “Oh you want to trade?? I don’t think I need the whole big bag but okay, if you insist Mom. You’re a peach! You use this pretty lavender one and I’ll take that huge ugly blue one…”
Me : “Nice try.”