All The Marbles

Darla : “Ricky? How come you let me have all the pretty marbles and you took the plain one??”
Ricky : “Darla, I get the pretty stuff every day… Today it’s your turn. Plus this marble isn’t really plain. It has history. Grandpa Corley found it buried in the yard when Mom was a kid.”
Darla : “Ohhhh. When Mom was a kid??!! That makes it an antique!!”
Ricky : “Yup.”