Gillian’s Gift

Ricky : “Mom. I meant to give Mr. Simeon K. Nitters to Gillian as a birthday gift….”
Me : “And??”
Ricky : “I can’t do it!! I think I love him too much! He’s my favorite toy!”
Me : “Ricky, we just got him! You can’t love him that much already..”
Ricky : “I do, Mom.. I do. You’re old. You forget what it’s like to love toys! To want to play with them all the time and bring them everywhere..”
Me : ….
Ricky : “Happy Birthday Gillian, but Mr. Simeon K. Nitters is staying with me!”