Happy Mother’s Day

Ricky : “Mother’s Day breakfast at… what’s this place, Mom??”
Me : “The Country Kitchen & Cafe.”
Ricky : “Yup. That. The food was very good. We only had to wait a little bit for a table. They don’t take rezavashins…”
Me : “You mean reservations?”
Ricky : “That’s what I said. PSST.. See that kid behind me…? He’s tapping on the fish tank.. You’re not supposed to tap on the fish tank. Yell at him, Mom!!”
Me : “Uh, yeah, no.”
Ricky : “Party pooper.”