Ricky : “Mom. I know it is cold and pouring rain outside, but Mister Quackhead says he has to go swim in a puddle!”
Me : “Really?? Mister Quackhead said that?!”
Ricky : “Yes he did! I’m not lying this time… I swear!”
Mister Quackhead : “She’s not lying.. I said it.”
Me : ….