Hiking Boots

Ricky : “See my new boots, Mom? My sister Paige bought them for me.”
Me : “That was very kind of Paige. They’re very pretty!”
Ricky : “I think they’re for hiking..”
Me : “Dad is bringing Sophie on a hike today. You should go..”
Ricky : “Uhhhh. I may need to break these in.. You know?? I may get blisters if I do too much in them the first day.”
Me : “Maybe next weekend then?”
Ricky : “How about next YEAR?! They should be perfect by then.”
Me : “Lazy..”
Ricky : “..yeah.”