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Peckerhead


Ricky : “Mom! What’s that tap-tap-tap-tap noise??”
Me : “That’s a woodpecker.”
Ricky : “No… I don’t think so… Woodpeckers go ha-ha-ha-HA-ha! ha-ha-ha-HA-ha! ”
Me : “Ricky. That’s Woody Woodpecker! He’s a cartoon character! You’re hearing a real woodpecker.”
Ricky : “Woody Woodpecker isn’t real?!! OMG, MOM! Way to destroy my childhood!”
Me : “…sorry..”
Ricky : “I knew he wasn’t real. I’m just messin’ with you.”

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