Chicken Dog

Ricky : “This is Sophie. She is a chicken dog. She’s afraid of EVERYTHING! Today she is being afraid of Vito, our next door neighbor’s german shepherd.”
Me : “Sophie’s a good girl. She can’t help it if she’s afraid of things…”
Ricky : “She IS a good girl… Especially when she steals things and drinks from our drinks when we aren’t looking… How about when she looks at you with the ‘gotta go pee pee’ eyes and then you bring her outside, she gets scared and won’t pee, and then runs back inside… Good times. That was all sarcasm Mom.”
Me : “Yeah, I figured it was. She’s adorable though, isn’t she? Even though she’s a nut..”
Ricky : “Yes. She’s lucky she’s cute.”