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Sick Day


Ricky : “Mom? Remember the germs dad had? The flu ones? I think I’ve got them now..”
Me : “You don’t feel good Ricky?”
Ricky : “I feel yucky. I’m burning hot and then I’m freezing cold… My nose has been dripping all day! I’ve used about a thousand tissues!”
Me : “I can see the tissues! I’ll bring you a garbage for them.”
Ricky : “That’s okay. Sophie has been throwing them away for me.”
Me : “Uhh Ricky… Sophie is a puppy! She’s not throwing them away! She eats tissues!!”
Ricky : “EeeeEEeww! Sophie Boogereater Bartoooo!!!” *feverish laughter*

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