A Real Snowman!

Me : “Girls! What a great snowman! Good job.”
Beatrice : “He’s sort of a jerk, Mom…”
Me : “Why is he a jerk??”
Beatrice : “I was bending down, getting more snow, and he hit me in the head with a snowball!”
Me : “Beatrice.. Are you sure it was the snowman that hit you with the snowball??”
Beatrice : “Ricky said she saw him do it!”
Me : “Ricky! Really?? And what is that in your hand??!”
Ricky : “..nothing..”