Puppy Patience

Ricky : “Mom. Weenie’s not going potty. He starts to go, and then a car drives by and he stops! He tries again, and he hears a bird and he stops!”
Me : “Training a puppy takes time, Ricky.”
Ricky : “We have been out here for hours and hours!!”
Me :
“It’s been five minutes…”
Ricky :Really??
Me : “Really..”
Ricky :  “Maybe we can put one of those cone things on his head so he doesn’t get distracted??”
Me : “Uh.. no.”
Ricky : “Ugh. Weenie, stop looking at me with those puppy dog eyes and do some poops!!”