Lupita : “Did you seriously just message me over the computer..??!!”
Ricky : “Yes..”
Lupita : “I am sitting right here! You can’t just talk to me?!”
Ricky : “But when I do it this way, I can send you cute stickers and emoticons. Nothing says ‘Hi’ quite like a waving puppy eating a cupcake and riding a unicorn.”
Lupita : “That says hi??”
Ricky : “..uh YES. He’s WAVING! Durrr.”