Back to School/Happy Wiener Wednesday

Ricky just got home from the first day of school.. DW wants to know if Ricky has any souvenirs in her backpack…
Ricky : “I was at school DW, not on vacation.”
DW : “The sonny angels lied to me! They said you were going somewhere that would expand your horizons and help you learn things you didn’t know. I thought you were going someplace good!”
Ricky : “I did! And if you want, I can read to you later!! Is a book a good souvenir??”
DW : “It is! Why didn’t you say you had books?!!”