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Happy Wiener Wednesday!

Me : “Hey Ricky? Where are you taking Juju and Tiger?”
Ricky : “Mom. It’s hot and I’ve been babysitting these two monsters all day! We’re going to go play Hansel and Gretel in the woods!”
Me : “So you’re going to leave them in the woods and they’re going to find their way home by leaving a trail of breadcrumbs?”
Ricky : “Ixnay on the C-R-U-M-B-S, MOM! I pacifically made sure they had no pockets to carry any!”
Me : “Oh. You pacifically did that?”
Ricky : “Yes I did.”

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Happy Wiener Wednesday

Ricky told Harry that her goggles give you undervision! They are the opposite of x-ray glasses. With x-ray glasses you see through people’s clothes. Undervision glasses make everyone look like they’re wearing granny panties!

Harry : “It’s not working Ricky!!”
Ricky : “Crap on a cracker! I forgot that you need the magic words!! Repeat after me! Iyamagull..”
Harry : “Iyamagull!”
Ricky : “iblegurl!”
Harry : “iblegurl!”
Ricky : “Now say both words fast!”
Harry : “Iyamagull iblegurl!”
Ricky : “It’s working Harry!! One more time! Faster!!”
Harry : “IYAMAGULLIBLEGURL! Awwww RICKY!!”
Rainie : “Wait what?! I missed something..”

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Happy Wiener Wednesday!

Rainie : “What’s Robby on about??”
Ricky : “He Googled himself. He saw that he’s a rarer type of angel doll. Robby’s told the others that he’s worth more so he’s in charge. He’s making them call him ‘The Wiener King’ and he’s been riding this horse everywhere. Says he’s too important to walk!”
Rainie : “Hey Wiener King!”
Robby : “Yesss. You summoned The Wiener King?”
Rainie : “You know Mum’s got an Ebay account right?”
Robby : “Yesss. Sooo?”
Rainie : “How about you come down off that high horse and start acting like a part of this family before Ricky and I list your little maroon arse on Ebay.. ”
Ricky : “Brilliant, Rainie!!”

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Conehead the Hungarian Attacks!


Another nice and sunny Wiener Wednesday here in NY.
The girls and the Sonnys catch some rays outside.
Sydney and Chameleon are unaware of the terror that is lurking…
The cone-headed beast! Her tongue out and ready to slurp them up!!
Does she see them?!!?
Harry, Rainie, and Ricky are speechless and unable to warn the others….